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An email with the subject “Tic Tok Trend”. It says:
Students and Parents,
We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage.
After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS).
We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care.
A purple button at the bottom says “View, Appreciate or Reply”, and a note underneath states “Please do not reply to this email.”
Oh man. I read “students are inserting small metal objects…” And totally expected it to continue with “…into their urethras in a trend called ‘sounding.’”
These whippersnappers shoving small objects in their Chromebook?
Back in MAH day, we shoved small metal objects IN OUR ASS.
Small? Amateur…
Ok good I wasn’t the only one who jumped to this
i think most people were expecting a meat orifice instead of a computer orifice