He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that’s where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.
Why butt? Why do you do this to me?
He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that’s where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.
Why butt? Why do you do this to me?
My dog is more like
“Throw the fucking ball”
“Okay I’ll throw the ball”
“Hell yes, I’ve got the ball now. Actually, I don’t care about the ball at all anymore.”