He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that’s where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.
Why butt? Why do you do this to me?
Update; he came back from the bedroom, annoyed. I guess his butt followed him in there only to fart again.
Awww, poor gassy pup.
Dogs make me laugh. Playing fetch is a prime example:
Dog: “throw the fucking ball”
Me: “okay I’ll throw the ball”
Dog: “amazing! Here’s the ball back, now throw the fucking ball”
Me: “okay I’ll throw the ball”
Dog: “fuck that was awesome! I’ve brought you it back, now throw the fucking ball again”
Me: “okay I’ll throw the ball”
Dog: “why the fuck did you throw the ball away? I’m not getting that mate”
Me “okay”
Dog wanted to share the joy of fetching with you. Excellent manners.
My dog is more like
“Throw the fucking ball”
“Okay I’ll throw the ball”
“Hell yes, I’ve got the ball now. Actually, I don’t care about the ball at all anymore.”
Is it a sight hound? This sounds like prime sight hound behaviour.
He’s smart enough to blame you for the food that fueled the fart.
Stupid me for giving him stupid cheese.
Mine gets scared at the sudden unexpected noise. It’s hilarious. 🤣
