He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that’s where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.
Why butt? Why do you do this to me?
He farts in his sleep, wakes up and gives me a dirty look, smells his butt and realizes that’s where the smell is from, and walks away with demonstrative annoyance.
Why butt? Why do you do this to me?
He’s smart enough to blame you for the food that fueled the fart.
Stupid me for giving him stupid cheese.