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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 9 days ago

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Overly honest out of office email

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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.devEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    I like the cut of his jib

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      What’s a jib

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        something that’s cut

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          follow up: is the poop deck really what i think it is?

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Yes. It’s the top deck where all the birds shit.

          • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            TIL

            In naval architecture, a poop deck is a deck that forms the roof of a cabin built in the rear, or “aft”, part of the superstructure of a ship. The name originates from the French word for stern, poupe, from Latin puppis. Thus the poop deck is technically a stern deck, which in sailing ships was usually elevated as the roof of the stern or “after” cabin, also known as the “poop cabin”.

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              I like the cut of your poop knife

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        We pronounce it “gib” in my house and it means gibblet

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          I like how the eyeballs pop out of their sockets

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          I gave my girlfriend the generous gift of a giant giraffe from Georgia, going gently and with a gallant gamble that the geriatric gentlemen will digest the gist of this generation.

          It’s pronounced gif

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        Ha! Promote that man

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          What do you want out of life?

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            I want peas

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              Of course we all want peace! But how do we get it?

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                With a knife!

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                  Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet! You’re like the son I never had.

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                    And you’re like the father I never visit

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