presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down17
arrow-up1196arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareRhoeri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoIt’s like OP has never heard of morticians.
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 hours agoImagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged. It’s like a bad sitcom plot.
minus-squarelb_o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·1 day agoYeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package. Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoI choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoIt’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 day agoYeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoThey stay with the corpse as far as I’m aware. There’s a mortician on IG who answers questions and I’m pretty sure this was one of them.
It’s like OP has never heard of morticians.
Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.
It’s like a bad sitcom plot.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
They stay with the corpse as far as I’m aware. There’s a mortician on IG who answers questions and I’m pretty sure this was one of them.