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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

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If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago
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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    So is cheese cake not a cake?

    And cheese danishes not pastries?

    Pizza is a fruit pie.

    Lasagna is a fruit cake.

    Water is lava.

    Cats are living with dogs.

    Mass hysteria is already here.

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      Good luck with your Mozzarella Cheesecake, pal.

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        Don’t tempt me with a good time homie! Now excuse my while I eat my Mac and cheddar cereal.

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          I would be interested in a mozzarella cheesecake. Like a soufflé but less egg?

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