No he’s a wookie, that’s space racist
No, sasquatch is sasquatch because it’s a humanoid enigma, a lone being that’s different from almost everything around it.
Wookies have an entire planet and space faring society.
Sasquatch is an exiled Wookie.
Sasquatch is an exiled Wookie.
Sasquatch might also be based on a collective memory / folklore of a 10ft tall great ape that actually existed early in Sapiens’ history:
a sqaunachie from rick and morty.
Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No!
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
I’ve never seen him blurry, so no. It is a known fact that sasquatches cannot be photographed without blurring the area around them.
Maybe Sasquatch is a Wookie who got stranded on our planet.
That makes sense to, very possible. LOL! Funny that I am here spending time exchanging on The Internet about ‘Star Wars’, when I flip my fanship to ‘Star Trek’.
*samsquanch
I am not an expert, but I say, Yes.
