Because they chose words and sounds purely based on whether they sounded pretty.
Ignore me. This thought was based on false information that I neglected to fact check 😔 learned my lesson there! Apologies for any hard feelings!
Source of correction: a literal linguist 🤦♂️
Of all the languages I think English is pretty high in the vibe list. A bit of this, a bit of that, who knows or cares how well it works.
All the faith he had had had had no effect.