Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down140file-text
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 day agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoModern Fart is so pretentious.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine