I have to choose one or the other?
A clean toe in a clean butthole is the best of both worlds.
“And.” I meant “and,” of course.
Yeah you do. Sorry, I don’t make the rules 🤷
Get a bidet and you can do both at once.
I think any satisfaction derived from either is simply from a feeling of good maintenance and is unremarkable and the fact you have indeed remarked upon it suggests you only wish to draw attention to your anatomy like a floozy.
Are we not floozy-positive in 2026?
I meant no suggestion of a negative aspect towards floozihood, I have drunk cider with many such in my life I only noted my comprehension of their intention of attention.
When a sink is available, I have taken to lightly wetting my last butt wipe for that extra clean feeling.
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