What were you told about sex that turned out to be wrong? Did you use it? Did you figure it out later or already know it was wrong when they told you?
What were you told about sex that turned out to be wrong? Did you use it? Did you figure it out later or already know it was wrong when they told you?
Someone find the thread about the guy with a horrific sex playlist, who doubled down and kept thrusting to the arythmic beat even after his partner banned him from using it.
https://lemmy.world/post/625442
I read this to people who didn’t see it and there is nobody who has not almost fallen down laughing. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life, and the song, holy crap, it is so awful.
I remember this, it was that song that sounded like a clown falling down the stairs
… Now I kind of want to know what song that was
Pretty sure it’s cbat by Hudson Mohawke, which while a very musically interesting song is absolutely not music for fuckin to.
I remember this, it was hilarious. You couldn’t do it more wrong than that guy if you tried
What the erratic but not erotic fuck are you talking about?
It was awhile ago, and I can’t remember if it was a fedi or R*ddit🤮 post.
Basically, this guy decided to make a sex playlist, as teenagers do, because he was given the advice that ‘thrusting to a beat’ helped you last longer AND improved things for your partner.
He chose songs that did not have a beat. At all. After a few times being subjected to this, his partner banned music during sex. He made a post asking for advice after his partner (rightfully) got mad and interrupted sex because he… Started mentally playing the song and thrusting to the beat he was explicitly told was uncomfortable and not at all fun for her.
Was cbat on that playlist?
Yes this is it. Even if just another fake Reddit story it’s too funny.
So he went from CBAT to just CBT?
It was a reddit post i’m pretty sure, and on r/TIFU
Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/x5opa1/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/