That’s it — That’s the shower thought.

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    5 小时前

    Part of the childbirth freedom and democracy act. Did you know that a womb isn’t actually needed to give birth. Scientists at the UofT theorize that the organ is a left over from ancient days when babies needed more protection from daily danger. Now in our totally safe society it’s redundant and men can just gestate babies in the space between their organs. Of course c-section is the preferred method of delivery but the alternative is not insurmountable.

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    8 小时前

    Honesty I think liberal audiences would be much more likely to be fooled simply due to the left typically being more open to flexible gender roles.

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    MAGA is mostly a group of Boomers that have just gotten the hang of the internet within the last 10 years or so. They are still in the “trolling” child-like phase of using the internet.

    However, this is slowly morphing into a conspiracy oriented culture. They tell weird stories to each other and other people pretend to believe the stories and add to them. This is why they seem so batshit crazy, they know half the stuff they say is idiotic … but they like the reactions they get from “the libs” … its another form of trolling.

    So put a liberal hating spin on the story and it would work.

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        9 小时前

        Sure. But that’s not the essence of what a shower thought is. Shower thoughts are pretty universally relatable and provide new perspectives on the mundane. This is neither. You can also have a shower thought outside of the shower.

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    10 小时前

    Conservatives will believe anything as long as it’s followed by the hastags #MAGA #PATRIOT #WOKE and #TDS in any order.

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    10 小时前

    “But what if we channel and harness the immense power of their gullible retardation?”

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    12 小时前

    My son used AI for a night and now he is a cross dressing transgender freak. 10/10 would recommend.

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    I have to wonder if they would be upset or joyous about this. Conservatives hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock. Would they see this as rendering women obsolete or reducing men to women’s roles?