Footnote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman:
"NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
Two farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and one Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.
The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated."
Oh I should have been precise. Not astronaut units, American units. Apologies.
Stick your middle or pointer finger in with your hand supenated, curl it to the wall, and feel around with the pad of your finger until she gets loud
how hot is superheated for a hand
https://www.bodybuildingmealplan.com/supination-vs-pronation/
half a hot dog
uh, which way? hamburger or hot dog?
damn, American units are even more complicated than I thought.
@mech @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
Footnote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman:
"NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
Two farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and one Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.
The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated."
Yeah, Americans can’t hold a candle to the British.
I’m with the French on this one. Let’s make everything metric, including the clock and calendar.
wait what the hell is gunter’s chain
The same as a centifurlong
sweetie i told you to leave your centifurlong by the laundry. how am i going to know when you want it cleaned if it’s not by the laundry?
Standard or bun-length?
Depends on her bun size