TIL there’s actually a difference between coffin and casket. Coffins are tapered to the body (6 or 8 sides), usually with a separate lid, typically far cheaper. A casket is a rectangle with a hinged lid, typically with rails attached for carrying and usually far more ornate & expensive.


Coffin Flops lied to me!!!
These are all clearly caskets! More like Casket Flops, a lamer name! LAAAAME!
I’m fucking cancelling Corncob TV right the fuck now.