I’ll add an asterisk to your statements. As a woman, things don’t generally slide right in (ymmv), and usually there’s still a little bit of intentionality to get to the good parts. Of course, something with tiny girth might slide in, but generally, phallic-type objects can still take a little work.

As another raging lesbian, I still think men are pretty icky. But they’re bumbling around all this the same we are

BORU is my guilty pleasure and just about the only reason I visit reddit at all still

I’ve had two jobs that I’ve genuinely liked. One of which I think I loved.

For me, my like came from the mild challenge and the different things I could do day by day. I enjoy puzzle solving and researching information. I also love learning. So for both of those jobs, that worked out great for me.

It’s a nice position to be in, but it’s also a tight rope to hold that balance, I believe. It’s very easy to fall off in one direction or another for even a slight change in direction or balance.

The HEEEYYYEEEYYEEEYYEEAAA song with He Man has been a favorite of mine for a long time.

And when I was struggling the most with getting up, I made my alarm sound a screaming goat. It gets you up, but don’t use it if you have heart problems or anything.

What you’ve just spoken is such a visceral truth. I can pull myself out of a shallow funk with the “silly chemicals” argument, but they often like to fight back and dig deeper holes.

Is Duck referring to internet searching without using Google?

Slip in when someone else goes for tennis. Super glue the latch to the gate open. Duct tape it for good measure. Gate looks closed but it’s actually open. Tadaa.

Alternatively, smash that stupid fucking keypad with a big rock. 👍

There was something in Hawaii I believe that was harming a bunch of native species, so they brought in the assassin snail to target the other snail killing everything else. Buuuut the assassin snail instead decided the local species were easier and more delicious. Shocking

If you’ve ever been near a paper plant, then you’d understand the horrible smell.

Driving through that stretch is such a shock if you’re not ready for it. It smells like cooking fish and broccoli in a microwave to me. Rotton broccoli fart smell.

I put my condiments in the veggie drawers and my veggies on the shelves, lol. Can more easily see what I still have and if it’s going bad. Too many goopy cilantro or zucchini experiences

My mother literally had a gynaecologist just tell her that they’re putting her under general anesthesia for a surgery where other clinics won’t because “we don’t believe in torturing our patients”.

Thank you to that clinic. We need so many more of those in the world.

There are a billion local bee keepers. I get some local honey to help. I don’t really know if the type of honey makes a difference, but I’ve been having some wildflower honey in my morning tea and my eyes are at least no longer on fire.

But, yeah, aside from that, a powerful antihistamine too haha

I’ve told people that the easiest way is to try to whisper the letter Q

Hate Me by Blue October

Cannot.

I don’t know if it’s state wide, but I know in Bremerton a law just went into effect that says ebikes or scooters than can do more than 20mph are now classified as motorcycles and therefore need plates and licensure

He was autistic (like level 2 autism, not high functioning) and really loved movies, especially actions movies. Transformers was so big to him when it started. I think people grew more tolerant and kind in high school from what I remember, but I’m sure he was still picked on.

I’m a transplant to the PNW and I absolutely love the rain, but unfortunately I am very susceptable to S.A.D. Sometimes I just really miss the sun

Isle of Dogs is one of my favorite movies

Becca GISTech