There are 10s of thousands of things more satisfying than that…
And nothing worse than not being able to find the thing that you stashed away years ago for exactly this situation!
Hoarders seeing this like

“99% of hoarders throw away the stuff they thought they would need later a week before it was needed.”
I recently had use for a piece from my cable collection. ╰(*°▽°*)╯
You’re a hero.
But it also enforces the “keep everything just in case” mentality/habit. This situation feels good precisely because it beat the odds. 🙂
It’s cheaper than gambling.
Exactly, like my box of condoms! Knew they’d come in handy one day 😎
“condoms” “come in” “handy” I feel like there’s a joke here, but I can’t get it out! I’m so close…
One in your hand is worth two in my bush?
don’t eat the crab dip!
Nor is there a more rare thing
Only thing better is not keeping things for 10 years without using them.






