There are over 1500 National Days.
This seems scammier than buying real estate in space
The fee ranges from $149 to $2,495, that’s ridiculous! For $50 I’ll let you choose the national thing of the day. If your friends ask for proof, they can text me and I’ll check the notes in my phone and tell them it’s National Hug A Feral Raccoon Day or whatever.
I’ll do it for $40 and even send you a hand-written letter with a little drawing of your choice.
Oh wow, that’s a good deal. I can’t compete with that.
The whole world loves a good National Day and so do we. Our motto is simple, and we hope you adopt it too:
Seize the day by making it a National Day!™
Maybe they shouldn’t have trademarked it if they wanted others to adopt it.
How dare you? Today is our Pigs on a Blanket Day.
