Down On The Street
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

If a human shapeshifter turned into a flying bird they would be the largest one alive, assuming mass is conserved.

message-square
message-square
50
fedilink
80
message-square

If a human shapeshifter turned into a flying bird they would be the largest one alive, assuming mass is conserved.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
message-square
50
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Allero@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Preserving a mass while maintaining the ability to fly would require you to significantly increase in size, which comes with all sorts of drawbacks.

    Humans can’t fly precisely because we’re too dense. Birds and other flying creatures have plenty of adaptations meant to reduce mass (or, rather, density) by all means possible.

  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    33
    ·
    4 days ago

    No, they would turn into a normal bird. The extra mass is shunted into z-space where afterwards it can be called back to return the shifter to their previous form. Just don’t stay a bird for more than two hours.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      4 days ago

      The real issue is remembering you’re not a bird once you have a bird brain

      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 days ago

        That’s easy enough. But for the love of god, don’t morph into colony insects like ants or bees!

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          NOT THE BEEEES

      • zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 days ago

        Very Inkspell/Inkdeath.

    • Haquer@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      4 days ago

      Animorphs was literally my first thought as well

    • Griffus@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      Oh, Tobias.

    • becausechemistry@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 days ago

      ctrl-f “z-space”

      Aww, yeah.

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    Marahute!

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    edit-2
    4 days ago

    That is a weird way of saying “Humans are bigger than birds,” even then though, I think on average the ostrich will win.

    Edit: I missed the flying part, but still.

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      And you missed the part about conserving mass. A bird that can fly, with the mass of a human, would be much bigger than a human (cause birds have very thin, hollow bones).

      • unmagical@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        4 days ago

        You seem to be describing density (d = m/v). Preserving mass doesn’t really mean anything in this context without a discussion of volume.

        • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          4 days ago

          why would you assume density would be conserved? all I said was mass so the density would absolutely be variable.

          • unmagical@lemmy.ml
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            4 days ago

            why would you assume density would be conserved?

            I didn’t. I pointed out that the person I replied was not describing mass.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    if a fan was stuck in my ass I’d be a windmill.

    • mbp@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 days ago

        sounds like you might have a good idea.

  • mriormro@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    And if my mom had wheels she’d be a bicycle.

  • toynbee@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    When I was a kid I had a book called The Science of the X-Men (which that site lists for $11 but eBay lists for anywhere from $100-1500) that attempted to use real world physics to explain how the powers of the X-Men might work.

    Mostly the explanations came down to “I dunno, maybe black holes?” For example, it speculated that Jean Grey might have a microscopic black hole in her brain and had subconsciously learned to use it to open the other end in other brains and somehow vibrate the brain matter in a way to communicate telepathically.

    Anyway, I don’t recall whether it covered any shapeshifters, but if so, it probably handled it the same way Animorphs did (as others have mentioned in this thread), but with black holes instead of z-space.

  • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    Are you also preserving the ratios of materials that the body is made of? We’d have very heavy bones for a bird (or a lot of bones at bird density) and probably not enough muscle to lift 2m long wings. Also all the keratin in our hair and nails wouldn’t make many feathers. We’d be a mostly plucked bird

  • TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    4 days ago

    By quite a lot too. The kori bustard is the heaviest known flying animal at around 18kg or 40lbs.

  • daannii@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 days ago

    You ever seen an ostrich?

    Bro they are bigger than humans.

    • titanicx@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 days ago

      Emu as well

      • AmidFuror@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        4 days ago

        Has either of you seen a flying ostrich or emu?

        • Noodle07@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          3 days ago

          What if you use a trébuchet ?

          • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            3 days ago

            Please dont introduce emus to siege weapons, they’re already a significant military threat without them

        • daannii@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          Yeah I definitely missed that part. Also pretty sure they can glide. ? Does that count. ?

          • AmidFuror@fedia.io
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            3 days ago

            Have you seen their wings? They’re not going to be gliding either.

  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 days ago

    CAW bitchhhh

    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      You just cast ritual?

  • Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 days ago

    not as large as big bird

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    4 days ago

    Just because mass is conserved doesn’t mean size/shape is conserved. If you’re always human-sized, you’re a pretty shitty shapeshifter. No offense.

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      5
      ·
      4 days ago

      thats… the whole point of the post. a bird with a humans mass would be huge. maybe you should have left your shitty assumptions in your ass. no offence.

  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 days ago

    imagine a human-sized flying bird, that would be terrifying

    • spittingimage@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 days ago

      They were.

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        4 days ago

        those are still estimated to have a mass topping out around 40 pounds, so a bird with the mass of a human would probably be more than twice the size of that one, at least.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      I mean, it would just be an ostrich, with the ability to fly.

      • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        4 days ago

        and the wingspan the size of a car to lift that weight

        • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          Albatross already have the wingspan of a car, an 80kg human would need a lot more.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          4 days ago

          I mean…I’m not an ostrich expert, but isn’t that already roughly their wingspan? Fuckers can grow to like 9 feet tall, I suspect their wings fully extended would be pretty wide.

  • HubertManne@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    4 days ago

    you would need to turn into something like a Pterosaur given the hollow bones and everything. Those could be anywhere half the mass of a person to like twice the mass or something.

Showerthoughts@lemmy.world

showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !showerthoughts@lemmy.world

A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

  • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
  • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as “capitalism” and “communism”. If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy’s Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 605 users / day
  • 3.21K users / week
  • 7.04K users / month
  • 14.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 41.9K subscribers
  • 2.42K Posts
  • 57.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • vatlark@lemmy.world
  • forkball@lemmy.world
  • SuperEars@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org