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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

How many sexual partners have you had?

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How many sexual partners have you had?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • laughingm0n@piefed.world
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    26 if I include your mom

  • plutopos@lemmy.zip
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    So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

  • netvor@lemmy.world
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    Lost count but I’m confident it’s somewhere between zero and 23423431.

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    Somewhere between 0 and 0

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    Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
    I’m ugly so I can’t complain.

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      Pretty much same. I wouldn’t call myself ugly though I consider myself aggressively average

      And most of em were because I used to do so many drugs. I’ve died multiple times.

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      More than zero means you’re not ugly

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    More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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    0 sadness

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    Does foot stuff count??

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    Nearing a thousand probably, I spent a few years as a sex worker at a busy brothel.

    Disregarding sex work, idk like 60 or so, maybe more. Casual sex with friends was pretty normal with the various groups of people I used to hangout with.

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    I’d guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.

    Also: don’t bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don’t have room.

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    This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg

    BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up

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      It still pisses me off that so many Lasagna Cat videos were taken down.

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        https://archive.org/details/lasagnacat

        Yeah :( Grab a copy of the archive!

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    10 hours ago

    counting your mom?

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      Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.

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        that sounds about right hahaha

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          She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.

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            that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt

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    1 Life fucks you without consent

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    Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.

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      Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom

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    About 20.

    More if you include oral, manual, and the like.

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