26 if I include your mom
So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Lost count but I’m confident it’s somewhere between zero and 23423431.
Somewhere between 0 and 0
Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
I’m ugly so I can’t complain.Pretty much same. I wouldn’t call myself ugly though I consider myself aggressively average
And most of em were because I used to do so many drugs. I’ve died multiple times.
More than zero means you’re not ugly
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
0

Does foot stuff count??
Nearing a thousand probably, I spent a few years as a sex worker at a busy brothel.
Disregarding sex work, idk like 60 or so, maybe more. Casual sex with friends was pretty normal with the various groups of people I used to hangout with.
I’d guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.
Also: don’t bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don’t have room.
This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg
BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up
It still pisses me off that so many Lasagna Cat videos were taken down.
https://archive.org/details/lasagnacat
Yeah :( Grab a copy of the archive!
counting your mom?
1
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
1 Life fucks you without consent
Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
About 20.
More if you include oral, manual, and the like.










