I’m with you there
… wait, what
Yeah, I’m right there with ya on that one.
Ah, shit, that’s a paradox. Now I’m not there with ya. :)
“I’m ova 'ere now! Wut?”
You can be there. Just not now.
Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We’re at now now.
But where will here be there?
But its always now
Not anymore it’s not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it’s now, and you’re here.
No, you’re not here. You’re there. I am here and am always here.
I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”Time, space, velocity… it’s all relative.
Wherever you go, there you are.
“There you are!”
“Do I know you?”
“No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!”
You must be mistaken. I’m here.
Oh behave…
I have to try this IRL some time. :D
You can never see or hear what’s happening right now, only what happened in the past.
What? You can be here when you get there.
I was over there. Now I am over here.
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“I have always been here.”
– Ambassador Koshand if you’re old-timey you can also not be yonder.
