All these multicellular whippersnappers. Back in my day we had one cell and didn’t complain
Hey, your epidermis is showing!
Ha ha! Epidermis means hair.
Um, no it doesn’t
I think they were making a Simpsons reference.
What if it’s a ghoul saying that
Found the smoothskin.
That’s rich coming from a bony, food-horking, air-breathing, water bag. You sound like someone who poops.
The last one is the best
Definitely using that last one
Just make sure they don’t have a colostomy bag.
At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber…
You should be more careful you jizz cock! You could have had my legs off you piss kidney!
wait that last one
“Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea.”
―HK-47My meatbag - Denzel Washington, Training Day
“Hey, you there with the nose”
Interesting social test to see who turns around.
Fat people should be called “skinny” since they have more skin than a thin person.
Now this is a shower thought.
How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.
Flat-faced hairless caudally challenged sweat factory
Why would it feel like a huge insult? Maybe to you lol
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think? Isn’t there a song somewhere on YT about words that aren’t technically slurs that makes that point?
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think?
Oh, definitely! I’m half European and half Arabian and living in Europe. Back in my teenage days, when having a huge conflict at school. I would shout “ibn” which just means “son”. Shout it in the right tone when angry and people will think it is some huge insult.
You with the sentience.
Bloody tetrapod.
Hey that’s not blood it’s hemolymph. And I’m an arthropod
Go back to the ocean, you fish with legs! We got here first.
