Pretty sure they do actually! We were at the store once and saw some underwear with pockets. Looked like a neat concept.
– Frost
That would be called shorts
Shorts and boxers are fundamentally different and it’s not just because of the pockets.
The only real difference is the dick hole. 🤷♂️
People don’t run away screaming when I’m wearing shorts.
Well yeah. There’s no hole for your scary dick to peek out of. 😌
Your shorts don’t have dick holes?
Only my jean shorts. My gym shorts and lounge shorts have no fly at all. I gotta pee like Butters when I wear those.
No shirt?
Hahahaha
They’re called pajama or sleep shorts.
Like one giant pouch on the ass to hold your bourbon while you’re walking around your house pantsless?
I use this.
I either fill it with brum or brakda.
Those are great for hidden soup, too!
Yeah if you like burned nipples.
Don’t pretend like you don’t.
Nah, you do it room temp. Nothing like some refreshing clam chowder on a jog!
But they already have!
- place phone or other item to side of thigh lined up with bottom of the trunk
- roll up
- tuck rubber band under item
Done.
More likely to happen than women’s clothes with pockets
SCOTTeVEST makes them
This should be at the top since it seems to be what the OP wants.
They kinda do already. But it’s just one and it’s front and center.
My cell phone falls out of that one.
Wrap your willy around it then
My dick wouldn’t go around the narrow side.
Well wrap it length-wise like the rest of us.
You guys have enough fucking pockets, let the women have some
There’s enough pockets for everyone.
No according to Big Pocket there isn’t.
For a phone? Waistband tuck in the bikini bridge gets me by most of the time. But really, the solution for me is just keep some gym shorts handy.
They do. My boxers have pockets.
But then you would have to lose the pockets on your pants! You would have to replace pants pockets with pass-through holes, so you could actually access the boxer pockets.
