Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down140file-text
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·1 day agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
minus-squareMunkisquisher@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoThat’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoMy issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoI knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal. Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 day agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoModern Fart is so pretentious.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iocakelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoThey come in a pack with a poop knife.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.