I cannot tell you how many times I’ve made a noise on the toilet and been so embarrassed that I actually end up waiting for anyone who heard it to leave, just so I can stay anonymous
I don’t think there will be anyone who objects to this. There is nothing in a bathroom worth listening to. Nobody socializes in a bathroom. It’s as quiet as a library, and any bodily noise completely gives you away
Please just add background music to bathrooms. Even with quiet background music, you could at least strategically defecate to the tempo to make it sound like it’s part of the song
I hate public bathrooms, please make them bearable
It should be inspirational music to. Like stuff from rockey. Eye of the tiger! You can do it!
I’m a grown ass man and if I make noise in a quiet bathroom I giggle like a child. I can’t help myself.
They should play national anthems, so people have to stand up while pooping.
And I’m proud to be an American! where I know I can pee
And I proudly STAND UP! and start to poo!
I overcame this fear by intentionally trying to be noisy (without creating additional noises than the ones that are actually necessary) and owning to it when I leave the bathroom. I also stare back intently if someone stares at me.
Or better, made them private enough to prevent large leakages of noise, I have zero joy feeling others presence when using the toilet… privacy is not only visual
yes. each stall should be highly insulated blocking all sound like one of those sound proof booths. im 100% that would be a wonderful experience.
I really don’t care. If I make noises, I don’t care if someone hears it. I’m a living human and sometimes I make some weird noises, that’s it.
if I don’t make the guy in the next stall bust out laughing I’m not shitting right.
Family Guy already did this: https://youtu.be/odcWPmjly8I
didn’t south park to?
Family Guy did everything, that means nothing to me. Didn’t even know about it
I never felt embarrassed by this. at work, after lunch the place is packed and you see your colleagues and bosses shitting and farting. it’s better to do it in toilet than in the open office! it’s biological what do you want
than in the open office
Unless your boss really sucks?
“Hey, is someone farting to 2 and 4? It’s 1 and 3”
This is the place thrash, grunge, doom metal was made for. That or loud Vangelis.
Upvote for loud Vangelis
You haven’t lived until you have sat down to a full performance of Mythodea.
Should be playing a mix tape of fart sounds instead of music.
I’m imagining one of those music-playing-after-car-crash memes but instead it’s someone violently shitting their brains out to a very nonchalant and soft tune that is definitely not loud enough
You mean bathrooms with stalls
Usually when I’m in a public bathroom I’m listening to the guy next to me giving birth to a butt baby and all the wet plops that go with it.
Plops are the worst, I wish I didn’t have to hear those. Makes me vividly imagine their poop being squeezed out of their anus
When I was younger I got curious and watched my butthole fart in the mirror and now whenever I hear a fart I picture their butthole
I mean, a fart literally is what it is and sounds like what it sounds like precisely because of the anus having the shape that it has. Can’t really unsee that
It doesn’t just stay in one place tho. It opens up for a seconds and vibrates… sometimes it squeezes shut a bit just before the big reveal
Just don’t think about Neptune’s kiss…
I’ve been to public bathrooms with no music and I wished there was because what I heard while in there was definitely worse. And would have covered my horror expressions and laughter to a degree.
