It has 15 different types of beans in it and it can be bought pre packaged. 15 different beans!
False advertising. There are way more than 15 beans in that bag!
And it’s not even soup!
It’s always an odd number with beans.
This, 5 (or 3) bean chilli. Heinz and their 57…
This would probably be great with my favourite baked beans recipe. I usually use a mix of cannelini, butter and red kidney beans, but I’m happy to experiment.
There is no way these beans all have the same cooking time
Just cook them longer. You can’t over-cook beans.
Not universally true but in the context of soup yeah fair point
This and a $.99 thing of chorizo and some rice and we have dinner for a week.
Or a ham hock. Or both.
There’s way more than fifteen beans in there. I’d say there’s at least like 200.
It’s just 50 servings of the 15 bean soup!
I’m unemployed and involuntarily vegan for health reasons. Dried mixed beans, brown rice, and frozen vegetables are keeping me alive.
GAS GAS GAS
He barely has to wipe.
Watch out for low-flying brown missiles!
Doesn’t the body get used to eating that many beans? Like, Mexicans eat them all the time. Also I eat them as often as I can and I don’t think they really affect me that much.
I like to think it has more to do with the dried or dehydrated foods suddenly becoming rehydrated causing a mix of bacterial bloom within the previously barren food and difficulty digesting/passing the food resulting in the carbohydrate fermentation and flatulence as a means of pushing it through, but idk I’m not a butt engineer.
I soak all my own beans and I don’t have the issue. As someone else said, it may have to do with our individual gut flora or something.
I heard, from John Ralston Saul of all people, that the trick is to change the water.
Wait until you hear about fruit!
I’m a scientist. Beans are a fruit, of the musical variety.
What happens when you eat them more? As a scientist, that is.
They make you toot.
I miss fruit.
The first week of vegan is brutal. But it gets better.
I’ve been like this for months. I’m miserable. I’m a vegetarian because I hate animals. I have high blood pressure so I cut out animal fat and booze.
I’m a vegetarian because I hate animals
If you hate animals, I don’t think you’re doing this right.
Cook mushrooms in rice or beans. Add wallnuts. Supposedly walnut and no other but has shown to help lower blood pressure.
not really. Especially if you have access to vegan chick’n nuggies and corn dogs and junk.
The moment you stop eating meat you’ll notice just how hard society wants you to chew on dead animals. Your friends, your family, the TV commercials, the radio. They never talk about a juicy mushroom taco. It just Burger this and pork that everywhere you go. That’s what I mean by brutal. And its always an inconvenience for the cook to not add dead animal or smear your food with animal milk products.
I was a vegan in the US and now I’m a vegetarian in Japan. Trust me, I know lol.
Smear? What milk products are you thinking of? What came to my mind was cheese (which you could call metan tofu, I suppose…), but I would usually expect cheese to be sprinkled, not smeared.
I love mushroom derived flavors, but eating actual mushrooms, it’s always about texture never the taste
Dollar store spices will help you thrive.
Solid advice, I highly endorse it.
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Dirt is really expensive if you’re unemployed. Some herbs and veg are quite happily grown kratky style, but that also comes with its own challenges
I prefer 239 bean soup. Yes, it must be exactly 239 beans, not even one bean more.
If 239 bean soup had even just one more bean, it would be too farty bean soup.
What if you have it with a cup of coffee? Does that count towards the bean counter?
Incorrect, you can always have more beans
Source: I love beans
I hear they call you “Beano.”
With an average-sized spoon, every spoonful could be a different type of 6 bean soup—it’s like getting five thousand soups in one!
15 choose 6 == 15 * 14 * 13 * 12 * 11 * 10 * 9/(6 * 5 * 4 * 3 * 2 * 1) == 5005
Wow, I did the math thinking, no, hoping you were wrong, but 5k is right on the money. You must have done the math. Good show sir
Why assume there are 6 beans in a spoonful? Maybe 15 choose 8 is a more common scoop… Assume no partial beans in spoonfuls. Also assume each bean type is as likely to be “scooped”. Finally, assume an infinitely large bowl of soup.
I’m sold, this sounds fantastic! Where might I procure it in the UK do you reckon?
God I wanna eat it right now
“Can you explain what the fediverse is for me again?”
B E A N S
They’re good for your health,
They’re good for your heart.
The more you eat,
The more you fart!
Op must not learn of the secret 16th bean.
Do not speak of this evil. It’s too powerful.
It’s delicious, prepared with or without the recommended canned tomatoes.
For those complaining about gas, properly soaked and a potato added (not eaten) helps a lot. Cooking to mush or a bit of soda works but messes with the flavor.
Do you eat beans regularly?
I’ve tried every remedy I’ve heard of to fix beans and none of them have worked. I’ve become convinced that people who eat beans regularly have different gut flora which properly digest the oligosaccharides without producing gas, but I can’t prove it.
I eat beans basically as my main diet and don’t really soak or rinse them or anything, have no digestive issues from it.
Semi regularly, I guess. I think you’re probably right.
a potato added (not eaten)
This is a sin
Eat that potato and your guts will confirm your sn…
So the potato is a sin eater?
🤣 I guess so!
Not strictly on topic, but you should post this on Lemmy Shitpost. They really like beans.
Not sure if you’re joking or not. My bean post was deleted by a mod for “Not this shit again”.
I feel like that mod is not properly calibrated to mod a shitppost community
I was being sincere. I didn’t realize there’d been a coup that overturned the old bean conventions.
That means 15 different farts as well. Had this bag last week and I’m still rippin ass
Are you now a bean fart connoisseur?
